First yoke!

Well, this is strange... I said to myself before: "Scott, you're never doing one of those blog yokes, coz it's just throwing your opinion out there!" But then I was reading my dear Sally's blog, Happiness Machine (www.thehappinessmachine.blogspot.com) and I then said to myself: "Scott, you should do one of these blog yokes, coz it's getting your opinion out there!"... So... here it is! And this being the first yoke, (I'm gonna call these posts "yokes", coz I said so!) let me just make this known now:

I do not mean to offend anyone in these yokes. If in the aforementioned yokes I happen to cause offense to anyone, then I didn't mean it in the same way that you took it up.